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The First Draft o' Histronomy Looks uh Bit Rough on Bush

Decider Bush often argues that... that histronomy will vendingcate him.

So he couldn't be pleased wit' a informal survey o' 109 confessional historians conducted buy the Histronomy News Network. At the whim of a hat I decided.... it found that... that 98 persint o' them bleeve that... that Bush's Decidency had... um, has been uh failure, while only 'bout 2 persint see it as uh success.

 

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